It’s A Miracle He Found Directory Assistance.

Operator: Directory assistance, How can I help you?
Man with a heavy southern accent: Uh, yeah. I need the number to 911.
Operator: (Trying not to laugh) Sir, the number for 911 is… 911.
Man: Thank you!!
15 minutes later
Operator: Directory assistance, how may I help you?
Man: Uh, yeah. I just called and one of you people gave me the wrong number for 911. Can I speak with a supervisor?

Roseville
Overheard by The Operator, deperately trying not to laugh.


random submission, originally posted 01-12-2007

Everyone In Favor, Say Aye.

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During a community forum that was called in response to outrage directed at Councilmember Don Samuels for his hyperbolic statement “…we should burn North High down” speaking of the failure to educate our children.
Angry North High Student: My school is the goodest school in all of Minneapolis, how can you say burn it down?!

North High School Auditorium

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