Actor on stage speaking the final lines of the stage play DOUBT: I have doubts. I have such DOUBTS.
Person in audience at the end of the stage play DOUBT (whispering): I have such what?

The stage play DOUBT
Overheard by Doubter in humanity.

7-year-old #1: Chicago is boring.
7-year-old #2: No, Chicago isn’t boring! That’s Indianapolis.

Capitol Hill school, St. Paul
Overheard by I agree.

Friend #1: I’m pretty sure he’s gay, but he says he likes girls. So I’m assuming that means girls with penises.
Friend #2: Or guys who cut off their penises.

U of M dining hall
Overheard by um…right.

Office buddy #1: You heard it would snow fifteen inches? That’s more than I heard. I heard one foot and three inches!
Office buddy #2: Ummmm…

Skyway, downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Metric Man.

Girl: I’m trying to be responsible and not a tea-cup!
Guy: What’s tea-cup mean?
Girl: It means you’re not responsible!

The U
Overheard by Tea-Cup.