Lost guy trying to find the WCHA tournament: If I was a billionaire, and I had a room this huge, I’d fill it with packing peanuts and just jump in ‘em.

U of M Baseline tennis facility
Overheard by Tennis Fan.

Emo kid: So, I applied to Dunn Bros today.
Hipster Girl: Ew, they have nasty coffee. Why don’t you apply to like, Starbucks or something?
Emo kid: (clearly exasperated) No - I have to further my image as a suffering artist.
Hipster Girl: You know Starbucks recycles though, right?

Sushi Tango, Calhoun Square
Overheard by Laughing Hostess.

Random Girl #1: Dude, what highway do you take to get to North Minneapolis from here? Like, 35?
Random Girl #2: I dunno. You can take like, the 5, though. And I think the 23 might get you to Northeast.
Random Girl #1: See, you know buses. I know highways. We’re a great team. (pause) If we were in a helicopter, though, we’d be fucked.

Catch-a-Tan, Minnetonka
Overheard by uptown girl.