Oblivious coworker on who our customers should be: They don’t have to be smart, they just have to be interested.
Not so oblivious coworker: Kinda like most of the girls I’ve dated.

Long Lake Office
Overheard by Smart but not interested.

Woman in the next stall talking on her cell phone: It’s so gross.

First Floor Ladies Room
Overheard by Jess.

Crazy man playing cardboard guitar: For $1200… I will sell you… your very own church.

Coffman Mall
Overheard by Dik.

Voices coming from employees’ two-way radio
Voice #1: What are you guys doing right now?
Voice #2: Dude, we’re partying back here!

Har Mar Super Target
Overheard by Alexis.