30-something Man #1 to 30-something Man #2: So, that girl was 18?

Oak Grove Towers, Minneapolis 55403
Overheard by smoker heading outside for a heater.

Crazy Asian Man: OH! Oh look at you! You so pale! So white! (Grabs lady’s arm, shoves up her sleeve, and SNIFFS her arm, gustily sighing) So.. clean!
White Lady: HEY!
Lady’s Friend (also white): Bitch, what country you think you in?! Get up off her! You can’t just be sniffin’ some white lady’s arm like that! This is ‘Merica! We gots laws about that! Get your nose offa her before I call the po-lice!
Crazy Asian Man: (looks at Lady #2, confused) You… are not so white.
Lady’s Friend: OH NO YOU DON’T! Don’t you even THINK about sniffin’ my arm! I’ll smack you so hard your face fall off!

US Bank Building, Skyway
Overheard by Glad he didn’t see me.

Effeminate guy to woman: She’s losing a lot of hair on her face.

Macy’s Downtown
Overheard by Shopper.

One overly made up Targetron to another: Her boyfriend was in the military when… uh… that stuff was going on with Iraq.

Skway, downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Still in Iraq.