Next Year It’s Jail.
‘Classy’ Pre-Teen On Cell: Is he in prison or jail? ’cause them’s two different thangs. Oh… he’s in Juvey? DAAAAAMNNNNNNN!!!!!

Light Rail
Overheard by Everyone on the train.
‘Classy’ Pre-Teen On Cell: Is he in prison or jail? ’cause them’s two different thangs. Oh… he’s in Juvey? DAAAAAMNNNNNNN!!!!!

Light Rail
Overheard by Everyone on the train.
Early 20s student to small group of friends: When I was a kid I used to rub dinosaur blood all over my naked body.

Blarney’s in Dinkytown
Overheard by bar patron walking through large mass of people.
High maintenance suburban girl: So YEAH he had the great idea to get off on the West Bank exit and we went around this curve down Washington Ave or whatever and there were all these people walking around and we ended up in the GHETTO.

The Independent, Calhoun Square
Overheard by Snoose Boulevard dreamer.