Girl #1: She’s so ugly that I don’t even care he’s dating her.
Girl #2: Yeah, she’s beyond ugly! How old is she anyway?
Girl #1: 18.
Girl #2: No way!
Girl #1: Yeah, talk about rocking the cradle!

S 3rd St & Park Ave
Overheard by Danielle.

Angry cyclist yelling at angry motorist: I didn’t want to hit your car. (picks up his bike and shakes it at the motorist) Don’t you get it? I’m on a bike!

28th and Garfield S
Overheard by passing guilt ridden motorist.