Son: (standing next to a man talking about gay porn in a crowded bar) Mom, do you think he is gay?
Mother: I don’t know, he has a wedding band on.

Downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Sean.

Balding, hick-like man with cigarette behind ear: Those some plain-ass Bugles.
Wife: They’re good!

Cub Foods - New Brighton
Overheard by aeh.

Freight packer: She’s the retardedest person I know.

SLP Home Depot
Overheard by the other freight packer.

High school girl: If I had a pool I would fill it with Jell-o!
Friend: It should be Jell-o cubes!

high school cafeteria
Overheard by i was there!

A woman wearing a blue velour tracksuit is waiting for the elevator, when up walks Annoying Male Coworker.
AMC: (smirking over his cleverness) Are you… “blue” today?
Woman: Wow… Did you think of that one all by yourself?
AMC: (speaking seriously) No… I had vital input from 2 other people.

UBS Tower Elevators