Two college aged kids talking: Any animal that can poop the size of a human is no good in my book.

Mt. Curve ave
Overheard by Great Dane dog walker…

Guy #1: God that sun is bright.
Guy #2: Yeah, f**k the sun!
Guy #1: At least it’s melting all of this snow.
Guy #2: F**k you snow! Take that!

Dinkytown
Overheard by concerned citizen.