Effeminate Gay Guy: And so I showed my friend, she’s from Jamaica, and SHE said it looked like a mongoose! Do you KNOW what a mongoose is? Neither do I but I guess it’s like the SAME color!

Downtown Bank
Overheard by What was IT?

Cube dweller on phone: I want to know if I’ll ever get married. (Pause) What?! You are totally failing me!

Downtown office
Overheard by JfA.

Little old man: I can’t remember where I am.
Little old lady: WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

rainbow

Professor: When was the American Revolution?
Girl: I don’t know.
Professor: (dismayed) Well, just…just take a guess.
Girl: Um…the 1600s?

U of M
Overheard by wow. just…wow.