College girl: The first time I learned about virgins we were talking about constellations.

Washington Avenue Bridge

Baggy-clothed, mop-haired, lip-pierced teenager on bus: Yeah, man, I’m not making that mistake again… electroshock therapy’s not great.

On the 2
Overheard by Wondering what “that mistake” was…

Crazy homeless dude drinking booze from a Panera Bread cup: Yo pretty lady! Where’d you learn to move your pretty fingers like that?
Hipster chick typing furiously on her Sidekick: Let’s just say I’ve been up and around a lot of assholes in my life.

11th & Nicollet Mall, #18 bus
Overheard by i know what was in your cup.

Server to a woman with two friends: Can I get you guys a beer?
Woman: I’ll have a Budweiser.
Server: Would you like a 20 oz. glass or a 12 oz. glass?
Woman: Which one is bigger?

chatterbox pub
Overheard by glad i’m not serving her.