28th March 2007

Hey, Monkeys Are Cool.

Italian sounding man on cell phone: Well maybe she’ll find some nice Scandanavian boy as opposed to those monkeys she’s been dating.

Entrance to Loring Greenway
Overheard by Wondering where she meets available monkeys.

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28th March 2007

What If They Can’t Find The Truck?

Man to his wife and kids: Let’s go back to the truck so we can find our car.

East Bank side of Stone Arch Bridge

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28th March 2007

How Can The Passengers Be Normal If The Driver’s A Nutcase?

Bus Driver: Hey Crissy! You ever hear a country song with an Irish accent? I’ll belt out a few lines when we pass Huron.

Route 16 bus
Overheard by Should have gotten off at Huron.

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28th March 2007

Happy Souls Fill Their Appetite Best.

Really happy sounding college girl: So many people will die. You know why? The demons are hungry. When you die, they eat your soul. They’re hungry and they aren’t happy about it. So people have to die.

Route 16 bus
Overheard by Wishing I had chosen a different seat.

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