Guy #1: I can’t believed someone blogged about overhearing some moron talking about hookers and cheetos. Friggin’ Cheetos??
Guy #2: I know! That shit wasn’t even funny. I don’t know what’s lamer, the person who said it or the person who sent it to the site.
Guy #1: Man, if I ever get blogged for saying something stupid, just fuckin’ shoot me. Because that’s tattoo-giant-L-on-your-forehead loser time.
Guy #2: For reals!

Macy’s breakfast bar, skyway level, minneapolis
Overheard by Bang Bang Fuck You’re Dead.