Disgruntled man on bus: Hey Blondie! Hey! Hey Blondie! Guess what? I’m the prettiest man on this here bus! I’m like Muhammed Ali! Get your degree, smoke your crack free, National American Methaversity! (Long drawn out pause.) Hey! Hey Blondie! Guess what? I got’s the prettiest d–k on this whole bus! You should come over and check it on up!

The 16 busline on the way to Dunn Bros on 3rd
Overheard by Blondie.