Gay Dude: Maybe if the gay mafia in city hall wasn’t so busy putting their heads in each others butts they would have checked out the state legislation first!
Girl friend: Are you still on those damn traffic cameras?!?

Skyway outside City Utility Billing
Overheard by Photo Cop Clairee.

Man: I really prefer the simpler things in life. I enjoy getting back to nature, I just plug in my iPod and go for a walk, it’s so natural.

Target Center

Bus Driver: But you know, there are some cows born with three legs, and I’m not saying they’re dying, but they must be dying a little inside. Like a man with one ball.

WABC, U of MN
Overheard by A Sentimentalist.

Girl: How do you spell your last name?
Student: Ellis, like the Island?
Girl: What’s that?
Student: You’re in college?

U of St Thomas
Overheard by I needed an essay to get in here?

Drunk man to man waiting for bus: Hey, were you going in there [the Red Dragon] to get a beer?
Man waiting for bus: No, I wanted to use the bathroom.
Drunk man to man waiting for bus: You gotta go over to SA for that. You should go over to SA and–
Man waiting for bus: I can hold it. I can’t miss the bus.
Drunk man to man waiting for bus: You can hold it?
Man waiting for bus: Yeah, I can–
Drunk man to man waiting for bus: You can hold your pee pee? Can you hold your pee-pee?
Man waiting for bus: (uncomfortably) Yeah.

Lyndale and 22nd
Overheard by Also somewhat uncomfortable.

Twenty-something man walking with a group of corporate co-workers: What’s really bad is when you eat puppies.

Main hallway of a corporate building
Overheard by I bet PETA agrees.

Middle-aged man wearing business suit: When are you going back to school?
College-aged girl: When are you going to tell your wife?

TGIFridays, Roseville
Overheard by She has a point..

Blonde: Yeah, well, you ever been to Chicago?
Muslim Girl: Nope.
Blonde: There are black people THERE.
Muslim Girl: That’s what I hear.

Fantastic Sam’s, 47th Nicollet
Overheard by blacks here, too?

Boy (getting out of driver’s seat of car): Well then, I guess he was just a flaming HETEROsexual.
Girl (getting out of back seat): Jesus was so not gay! Did you even see John? So much gayer!

Galactic Pizza
Overheard by i want a time machine, too.