Girl (on phone): I love you too, baby, but I want you to myself and I know I can’t have that.
Boyfriend: (inaudible)
Girl: Oh, hold on, my other phone’s ringin’. I’ll call you back.
Girl (on second phone): Hey Baby! I was– (pause) Nuh-uh. You know I love you. You’re the only one. I’d never– (pause) Hello? … Hello? … Shit.

The 50S Eastbound
Overheard by I wish I had two cell phones… No, wait… I don’t.