Biopsych professor to class: If you’ve never felt an adrenaline rush, you obviously don’t lead an exciting life and need to go out a play in traffic.

U of Mn
Overheard by I prefer jumping off of the Washington Ave. bridge.

Lead Singer (to crowd): Are you guys getting any feedback out there?
Crowd Member (to Lead Singer and trying to be helpful): It wouldn’t hurt for you guys to be a little more animated.

The Terminal Bar

Ditzy college girl: And he had, like, a collapsed lung, and so I was just like ‘I hope it fixes itself! You know?!

Dining Hall

Teenager on cell phone: I don’t know where we are. We’re in Mississippi or something.

minneapolis/st paul airport
Overheard by clarodactyl.

Biopsychology professor to entire class: If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go home and vomit.

U of Mn
Overheard by I didn’t know “fun Bobby” endorsed bulemia.