A female college student on her cellphone: Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!

A Twin Cities Campus
Overheard by A passerby who has never been to that…sorority.

Guy: What are those drawings on the bus stops supposed to be?
Girl: They’re just some Native American bullshit.

11A bus
Overheard by way to be p.c.

Smug employee: I only lie because I hate you.
Happy employee: Yeah, I know.

Local Bulk Store
Overheard by Yeah, I hate you too.

Woman in flower shop: I have a thing for poultry…
Co-worker: OK thats just wierd.

Gavidae Commons
Overheard by What kind of a “thing”?

Some chick: I would LOVE to be fireman! You only work, like, 3 days a week and you just sit around watching TV until the alarm goes off!
Some Other Chick: Yeah, but then you’d have to watch people’s houses burn down.
Some chick: Yeah, that’d be, like, really depressing.

Panera Bread by Southdale
Overheard by HungryHungryHippy.

Male co-worker: This iTunes thing has been pretty much the best musical thing that has ever happened to me.

In the office
Overheard by agreeing officemate.

Sheltered suburban child who clearly had never been downtown before: Hey, lookit! A poor man playing the guitar! I wonder how he got the guitar? …if he’s poor.

on the light rail in front of the Metrodome

Girl: Do you remember last night I had that political discussion with our taxi driver?
Guy: Wait…he was an asthmatic!

Dinkytowner Cafe
Overheard by i vote asthmatic.