Guy #1: You have to really clench to hit those.
Guy #2: Not clench! Clenching is bad!
Guy #1: Oh, I know, I know. You’re right.
Guy #2: Just control your breath pressure.
Guy #1: Right.
Guy #2: Clenching is bad!
(both laugh)

U of M dorm elevator
Overheard by what were they talking about?

Girl: I don’t wear red lipstick. I go from, like, Yale University to MCTC in red lipstick.
Guy: I go from Yale University to the Gay 90’s in red lipstick.

Bus # 6
Overheard by Red Lipstick.

Myspace whore, yelling dramatically to friend: (points to girl across the street) That whore deleted me from her friends list! That slut.
Girl across the street: No, no! I don’t hate you, I just hate your bulletins!

W 8th St & Nicollet Mall
Overheard by i hate both of you.

Girl #1: Have you ever had a class with him?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Does he really cry in class?
Girl #2: Sometimes.
Girl #1: …cool.

Coffman Memorial Union
Overheard by wishing he was my prof.