Mother to young girl as they look at a moose chewing its cud: Do you think he’s eating an Easter egg?

Minnesota Zoo, by the Mooses
Overheard by Your Mom.

Girl: Look, there is a car on the field. See, there is a half time.

Twins Game
Overheard by Almost stabbed her.

Male Twins Fan: Did you notice at the opener that they played “I Like The Way You Move” when Cuddy came up to bat?
Female Twins Fan: No, they didn’t — it was Sir Mix-a-lot: “I like big butts and I cannot lie!”
[Six-year-old boy sitting in the next row turns around, appalled, to look at the speaker.]
Female Twins Fan: (to the boy) What? It’s a real song!

Metrodome
Overheard by That kid is scarred for life.