Girl: (pointing to automatic doors) You know why chivalry is dead?? THAT is why chivalry is dead.
Friend: What? Automatic doors?
Girl: YES!!
Friend: Whatever… I’m putting that on Overheard!

K Mart
Overheard by Not if i do first!

Barista: The Welsh are like the rest of the British, except they’re filthy and less interesting.

Starbucks, W 9th & Nicollet Mall

Guy who is talking about how he would ideally look if he had the money and time: I look smart with my glasses, but look more like ME without them.
Guy’s friend: Man, you just called yourself stupid.

the #4 bus

Presumably drunk girl: I spilled beer on my boobies! Who wants to taste me?!

Elsie’s
Overheard by Alexis.

12-year-old boy to atheists with “Sell Your Soul For an Oreo” sign: Can I sell my soul even if I’m Jewish?

Coffman Union, U of M
Overheard by a heathen.

Girl #1: Look, that lady’s hair looks like a poodle.
Girl #2: A poodle with two asses.

Stone Arch Bridge

Dude on a bus: Well, hindsight is 20/20.
Other guy: Naw, hindsight is she got a fat ass.

Route 16 Bus
Overheard by hitops.

Loiterer #1 at base of unmoving escalator: Crap! It’s not working!
Loiterer #2: Damn it! How we gonna get upstairs then?

Maplewood Mall
Overheard by Praying these guys won’t reproduce.

Dude #1: …and then right in the middle of it, she starts laughing.
Dude #2: Hah!
Dude #1: Yeah, and I was like, “Can we please be professional here?” And then she got all pissed off for no reason.
Dude #2: “Professional?” Man, you know you just called her a prostitute, right?

Office Building Loading Dock - Golden Valley
Overheard by Haystack.

Dumb Guy: What’s scar tissue?
Girl: Uh…
Dumb Guy: Do stem cells come from it?

sanford
Overheard by wow, glad thats over.

Girl in the dining room: Where is Virginia Tech? Is it in Virginia?

U of M dorm
Overheard by I can’t believe she’s not blonde.

Man walking out of the dolphin show: That show sucked! Half way through I wanted to stand up and yell ‘Hey! Shut your pie hole, and show us some tricks!’

Discovery Bay at the Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by Your Mom.