Boss: Taiwan? I am to assume that’s in Asia, correct?

St. Paul
Overheard by Cube Dwellers.

Girl to boyfriend: So you’re going to wear a skirt to the physics final, right?

Washington ave bridge

Drunk guy (talking about couple getting free chain link fencing from a neighbor): So why is he doing that?
Woman: Because I f-k him on a regular basis.
Husband: (laughs)

St Paul
Overheard by Amused.

Local TV Host: If you can’t afford to go to Europe, go to Ely.

Showcase Minnesota
Overheard by I guess Piragis does sound a little like Prague…

Girl to another: Man, did you hear about the Virginia thing? And think, that’s only like 70 miles from here.

U of M mall area
Overheard by uhhh…sure it is.

Guy: Girl housemates suck!
Girl: Why?
Guy: I put up a Room Available ad. It said “no girls, no pets”. A girl called and asked if she could have her pet.
Girl: …
Guy: I was getting desperate so I said pets are allowed on a case-by-case basis. She sent me an email with a picture: “This is my baby. He’s four years old! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl: No. Nonononono. You don’t want her.
Guy: I know that. I was thinking I should tell her, “Your baby’s ugly.”
Girl: “Ugly babies are not allowed.”

East Lake Street
Overheard by girl in scrubs.