Coworker #1: Can I bother you for a second?
Grumpy Coworker #2: You just did.

Edina office
Overheard by Why bother asking.

Woman #1: Did you see that sign? There’s a store called Le Drunken Men coming!
Woman #2: It’s Len Druskin Men.
Woman #1: Oh. I guess that makes more sense. [pause] But I know a LOT of guys who could shop at a Drunken Men store.

City Center
Overheard by Yeah, me too.

Drunk guy, talking to 2 drunk friends: Yes, and this is while he was having sex and eating at the same time!

Brit’s Patio
Overheard by moogs.

Woman: How do you pronounce that? “Pho…to…shop?”

Minneapolis skyway
Overheard by It’s THREE FRICKEN SYLLABLES!!

Guy on bus, into his cell phone: Ya, this is [name]. I just got my fourth DWI… (Later in the conversation) What, I can’t hear you? Man, I tell you dude the worst thing about this DWI shit is having to ride the bus.

16 bus in downtown St. Paul
Overheard by Kevin from Minneapolis.

Teenage girl says to friend: Hey did you know that krill weigh more than humans?

Minnetonka