Woman: Human nature is powerless to resist. It’s a bridge. It’s a spoon bridge, with a bright red cherry on the other end. The subliminal message is, climb over the bridge and touch the cherry. Everyone wants to.

Mpls sculpture garden

Woman: She’s twelve and she’s already having candlelight dinners.

Abbott Northwestern Hospital
Overheard by girl in scrubs.

Begger in Uptown: Spare change?
Passer-by: No thanks, got plenty.

Hennepin and Lake
Overheard by Get a job!