Woman: Ahh! The dog farted! What, did he sh-t in his pants?
Daughter: His pants?

Minnetonka
Overheard by you mean his underwear.

Child: I want to eat there! (Pointing to large fast food chain)
Grossly overweight mother: No, you don’t want to eat there. It makes you fat.

In front of fast food chain inside bloomington department store
Overheard by You would know!

Dad pushing his two-year-old child in a stroller: Daddy hates the world, honey… Daddy fucking hates the world!

U of M East Bank

Guy: (thoughtfully) They should make grills for dogs.

Minnetonka HS

Woman in elevator, passively recapping a story: …so she was kinda stressed out, and she was all trying to start herself on fire.

century plaza

Mother: Look, it’s a monkey!
Child: That’s not a monkey.
Mother: Of course it is. Look at the monkey!

Como Zoo near the Sloth exhibit
Overheard by I weep for the future.

Guy #1: I’m going to go hit that squirrel over there!
Guy #2: Umm, that is not a squirrel, its a chipmunck.
Guy #1: Squirrel, chipmunck, same thing!
Guy #2: Ehh, no they’re not.
Guy #1: The hell they aren’t!

Burnsville Park
Overheard by I wonder if he knows the difference between other animals too?

Lady talking to her friend on the phone: So, I prolly should go to church Sunday without being hungover.

Msp airport
Overheard by layover again.

Older woman regarding floral arrangement: Ohhhh, isn’t that lovely? Zeus is evil but doesn’t this look just so pure and nice?

next to Bertel Thorvaldsen’s “Ganymede and the Eagle” - Art Institute during Art in Bloom

Female co-worker: …so he wants me to shit on his chest.

at work three cubicles back
Overheard by co-worker.

Freshman holding girl’s hair back: At first I thought you were joking, but now you’re puking like it’s CEREAL!

U of MN, the side of the Radisson
Overheard by sober student.

Activist Passing Out Fliers: Impeach for Peace?
Male Student: No thanks. I hate Bush and Cheney, but I hate hippies more.

Outside Coffman Union
Overheard by Psyched Out.

Guy #1: …although he IS a bit bigger than what I normally like.
Guy #2: (staring intently at his sandwich) I am not even going to ask in what way.

Passing through a breakroom in Bloomington
Overheard by SC.