Local to non-local: Welcome to Minnesota! The land of… many things.

Green Mill @ Country Inn in Maplewood
Overheard by smooth d.

Girl explaining she forgot to start a paper that was due soon: I withdrawed.

Wilson library, U of MN

Girl #1: Did you hear Heather lost her phone?
Girl #2: Yeah, that totally sucks.
30 seconds passes…looking through wine choices.
Girl #2: Oh, text Heather and see if she wants anything.
Girl #1: Yeah, I just did, but she didn’t get back to me yet.

Hums liqour store
Overheard by I wonder why…

Weightlifter #1: My mouth has been really dry lately, my skin, too.
Weightlifter #2: You think that’s bad? Once I had a yeast infection in my mouth. You need a spot?

Bloomington Lifetime Fitness
Overheard by Don’t use that bench press.

Guy high on meth caught trying to shoplift a book: I can’t help it. I’m a book nut.

Borders- Block E
Overheard by Don’t Meth with Meth.