Over-dramatic honor student arguing at a party: I’m just a footnote to you!

indie kid house party
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Young mom, dealing with two small children: Come on, do you have it? Is the bag too heavy?
Little girl: Yeah! Let’s go!
Young mom: Okay. Mommy needs a cocktail.

Target, Woodbury
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