Girl Arguing With Friend: The only reason you have a phone is because I have a drinking problem!

University and 27th
Overheard by looking for more alcholoic friends…

Woman on the 62-mile Ironman ride: Seeing people from this angle always reminds me that I want a tattoo on my calf.

Ironman Bike Ride
Overheard by Scooter.

Brunette Student: Let’s get Chinese food later.
Blonde Student: I don’t want to get fat, let’s get something else.
Brunette Student: You can’t get fat eating Chinese food, look at all the people in China, they aren’t fat.

Robbinsdale Cooper High School Cafeteria
Overheard by Only three more years.

Guy: How come Russia gets all that land and no one lives there?

MHS

30 something lady: Do you know Chow Yun Fat is going to be in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
30 something “smooth” male: Who’s that, the Virginia Tech shooter?

Dunn Bros, Grand Ave
Overheard by Biting back my reply at the ignorance.