We’re Headed Out After He Gets Back From The Liquor Store

Girl #1: I told him he’d have to get me more drunk if he wanted to do that to me.
Girl #2: How long have you two been married now?
Girl #1: Almost two years.

Como Park Conservatory bathroom
Overheard by Wedding Crasher.


random submission, originally posted 04-13-2008

He’s A Keeper.

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Man (to friend): I don’t know which is worse — the fact that she wanted a present for Valentine’s Day and I didn’t get her one, or the fact that I didn’t want a present for my birthday and she got me one.

IDS Skyway
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