I Can Think Of A Few Reasons.
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Cute short girl to badass friend: I don’t know what’s going on but my buttcheeks are sweating really bad.

Liquor Lyles
Overheard by The BOMB Track.
Nerdy College Guy: I don’t think any girl has ever had a crush on me.
Less Nerdy Friend: What about the one who–
Nerdy College Guy: Okay, but she doesn’t really count. I’ve never had an emotionally stable girl have a crush on me.
Less Nerdy Friend: …
Nerdy College Guy: Never mind.

Middlebrook Hall
Overheard by Seymour.
Cute short girl to badass friend: I don’t know what’s going on but my buttcheeks are sweating really bad.

Liquor Lyles
Overheard by The BOMB Track.