Meathead: I’m still 18, you know. I’m just lookin’ forward to the summer ’cause some of those 10th grade girls really got it goin’ on!
Girl: Isn’t that illegal?
Meathead: Not with the parents’ consent! Anyway you know The Great Gatsby? This is like West Egg here, new money, so all the high school girls get their parents’ money to get their hair done each week and they’re all fine as hell. I like to think I’m like Gatsby right here. Live fast, die young.

U of M geology lab
Overheard by Fitzgerald is rolling in his grave.