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Drunk guy, talking to 2 drunk friends: Yes, and this is while he was having sex and eating at the same time!

Brit’s Patio
Overheard by moogs.
Drunk man #1 (while throwing down pool cue): It’s over! I did it.
Drunk man #2: Did what?
Drunk man #1: I got the 9 ball in!
Drunk man #2: Isn’t it supposed to be the 8 ball?
Drunk man #1 (while walking away from pool table back toward bar): Dude! I don’t know how MANY balls are on the table!
Minneapolis, Railstation Bar & Grill
Overheard by relizjones.
Drunk guy, talking to 2 drunk friends: Yes, and this is while he was having sex and eating at the same time!

Brit’s Patio
Overheard by moogs.