When You Have Nothing Better To Do.

Trendy girl: Where do you want to go now?
Trendy guy: I wanna go take a piss on that guy over there.
Trendy girl: (unimpressed) The f–k is that? Who says that?
Trendy guy: Well he’s pissing on that tree, what if I just walked over and started pissing on him? Can you imagine the look on his face? I bet he’d never see it coming.
Trendy girl: It’s a f–king tree, not a person.
Trendy guy: Still…
Trendy girl: If you say, “trees have feelings too” right now, I will kick you in the balls.

Washington & S 3rd Ave
Overheard by damn hippies…

04/10/2007 | tags: on the street | Comments: 0

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