Yeah, That’s So Cute.
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Woman: (wistfully) It’s like paradise.
Small child: (excitedly) A paradise where you get killed!
Woman: (happily) I’ll kill you!

26th and Garfield, Whittier
Overheard by Ethan “I make Whittier prettier” Park.
Early 20’s pregnant girl to baby daddy: I don’t think we can handle a pet.
Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Babies are way easier.
Woman: (wistfully) It’s like paradise.
Small child: (excitedly) A paradise where you get killed!
Woman: (happily) I’ll kill you!

26th and Garfield, Whittier
Overheard by Ethan “I make Whittier prettier” Park.