Drunk man to man waiting for bus: Hey, were you going in there [the Red Dragon] to get a beer?
Man waiting for bus: No, I wanted to use the bathroom.
Drunk man to man waiting for bus: You gotta go over to SA for that. You should go over to SA and–
Man waiting for bus: I can hold it. I can’t miss the bus.
Drunk man to man waiting for bus: You can hold it?
Man waiting for bus: Yeah, I can–
Drunk man to man waiting for bus: You can hold your pee pee? Can you hold your pee-pee?
Man waiting for bus: (uncomfortably) Yeah.

Lyndale and 22nd
Overheard by Also somewhat uncomfortable.

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