Engineer, walking up to receptionist who was minding her own business: See that? That’s a piece of somebody’s aorta. A dead person.
Receptionist: …Huh.

At work in Osseo
Overheard by Social skills are overrated.

Desperate girl talking to two early-twenty-something men: I have been single for over a year and a half. And I’m a bisexual! I should have twice the chance of meeting someone!

Southtown Applebee’s
Overheard by waiting for my hot date.

Man Two Stalls Down, In Hushed Tones: Look at that stomach. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at that stomach. Look at it.

Work Bathroom
Overheard by ldg.

Teenage Boy: (serious) Do vampires really exist?
Mom: Sure they do.
Teenage Boy: Fo’ real?
Mom: Yeah, but they don’t suck blood - they just suck out your energy.

On the bus W 7th & Chestnut
Overheard by Do they still hate garlic?

Woman on cellphone: So, how are Jenny’s* crabs doing?

Airport
Overheard by I hope she’s talking hermits!

Drunk to bus riders: I’m Indian & all you people need to get out of my country & go back to your own!
Bus Driver: Sit down or get off the bus!
Drunk: You can go back to where you came from too!

63 Bus route - downtown st paul
Overheard by Somewhere between Norway & Ireland.