Office Gay Guy: You’ve got a song for me?
Office Straight Guy: I thought she was saying you had a song for me.
Office Gay Guy: Oh, I was just singing Camelot.
Office Straight Guy: (blank stare)
Office Gay Guy: Oh, come on Derek, you need to get out more.
Office Straight Guy: I’m just not that into musicals.
Office Gay Guy: (over exaggerating) Oh, why not? They’re FABULOUS!!!

Downtown MPLS
Overheard by could they be more stereotypical?

After a conversation about how there is a proposal to put a speed limit on the Autobahn in Germany.
Kid #1: It’s like if you go to Ireland and mess with their leprechauns.
Teacher: Exactly.
Kid #2: You don’t mess with Ireland’s leprechauns.

MHS German class
Overheard by Irish AND German.

Valet brings around a brand-spankin’ new, completely detailed Volkswagen Touareg.
Female professional to spoiled twenty-something girl: Is that yours? It’s so cute.
Spoiled twenty-something: Oh, it’s okay. I used to have a Land Rover, but I crashed it after only four months, so Daddy was like, “No more expensive cars!”

Dain Rauscher Plaza Parking Ramp
Overheard by That’s just heartbreaking.

Approximately 8 year old girl waiting to cross the street: All these friggin’ cars.

Portland Ave
Overheard by Amen, sister.