5th
May
2007
No, It’s What You Do When The Pants Are Off That Counts.
Young college girl to group of boys and girls: We’re already sluts cause we pants each other.

UofMN/University Ave SE @ 1:30AM
Overheard by that’s not the only reason.
tags: on the street |
5th
May
2007
Delicious And Laced With Acid.
Scary guy to young girl passing on the street: The flowers are alive! I’m sorry if I buried you before, I didn’t mean to, but the peanut butter sticks- THE PEANUT BUTTER STICKS!

3rd St S/Chicago Ave
Overheard by Danielle… scared of peanut butter now.
tags: on the street |
5th
May
2007
So Close!
Teen girl #1: My mom wants me to go to that girl college out east. The one that starts with a W, I can’t remember the name.
Teen girl #2: Wellesley?
Teen girl #1: No, not that one, the other one that sounds like it.
Teen girl #3: Oh my god, West Palm Beach?!?!

Noodles & Co by Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Wesleyan gets no love.
tags: dining , lake calhoun |
5th
May
2007
Those Are The Only Options In Life.
To a group of coworkers, apparently in referece to another coworker
Woman: Even though he’s a jerk, you just know he was teased about his name as a kid.
Man: Absolutely! He couldn’t play football or go to the prom so he had to become a dick!

Golden Valley Major’s
Overheard by Happy Hour Imbiber.
tags: bars , dining |