5th May 2007

No, It’s What You Do When The Pants Are Off That Counts.

Young college girl to group of boys and girls: We’re already sluts cause we pants each other.

UofMN/University Ave SE @ 1:30AM
Overheard by that’s not the only reason.

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5th May 2007

Delicious And Laced With Acid.

Scary guy to young girl passing on the street: The flowers are alive! I’m sorry if I buried you before, I didn’t mean to, but the peanut butter sticks- THE PEANUT BUTTER STICKS!

3rd St S/Chicago Ave
Overheard by Danielle… scared of peanut butter now.

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5th May 2007

So Close!

Teen girl #1: My mom wants me to go to that girl college out east. The one that starts with a W, I can’t remember the name.
Teen girl #2: Wellesley?
Teen girl #1: No, not that one, the other one that sounds like it.
Teen girl #3: Oh my god, West Palm Beach?!?!

Noodles & Co by Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Wesleyan gets no love.

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5th May 2007

Those Are The Only Options In Life.

To a group of coworkers, apparently in referece to another coworker
Woman: Even though he’s a jerk, you just know he was teased about his name as a kid.
Man: Absolutely! He couldn’t play football or go to the prom so he had to become a dick!

Golden Valley Major’s
Overheard by Happy Hour Imbiber.

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