6th May 2007

Or The Smartest Dumb Person Ever?

Dude: Apparently I’m the dumbest smart person ever.

MHS-Accelerated math class

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6th May 2007

Really?

Sorta Drunk Guy: He’s got balls the size of church bells, to be wearing a Red Sox jersey around here.

Home Run Porch
Overheard by Manny Ramirez.

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6th May 2007

I Don’t Understand Why That Wasn’t Effective.

One of six 70+ ladies, slams down her fork and knife: And I told him he just can’t rape anytime he wants to, I don’t see why he has to rape so much!!

sunshine factory
Overheard by hoping she doesn’t bring him in to dine soon.

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6th May 2007

I’ll Take Her Word For It.

Hippie: What are you talking about? I’m a good hippie!
Old lady: Every hippie is a good hippie!

bathroom at festival of nations
Overheard by the clarodactyl.

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