Guy to girl: She had long blonde hair and long, PURPLE fingernails. (Quieter talking) I bit them all off!

Washington Ave Bridge
Overheard by ARH.

Boy: I don’t like to eat plants. I feel bad for things that were once alive. I’d rather eat meat!

Minnetonka

Two young African American men walking down the street, one bragging to the other: I’m bigger than you, I’m stronger than you, I’m smarter than you, I’m more f*cked-upper than you.

Chicago Ave South

Student presenting project: Well, I’d have no idea what a guy would say during sex…
Teacher: We say “kung pow chicken” a lot.

mcad classroom

Woman: I hate this rain.
Man: I love it when it rains. This is baby-making weather!

Lake st and chicago ave
Overheard by claudia.

William Shatner: Isn’t it great? The… Internet? With MySpace and… YouTube and… Our… Thing.

Downtown Marriot Star Trek Convention
Overheard by Alexis.

Describing a drunken walk home from Como
Nineteen year old girl: It was like the Trail of Tears, we barely got home!

Superblock, UMN campus
Overheard by not a smoker.