Cognizant Homeless Man: Man, you never even realize it - you start to watch the Price is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then BAM, you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
His buddy: Yeah Man. For me it was COPS.

Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Notwatchingthepriceisrighteveragain.

Thirteen year old girl trapped in a twenty year old’s body: (To her friend) When I get a boyfriend, you know what we should do? Go on a double date to a movie and everytime they kiss, we kiss. Not us…our boyfriends.

AMC Roseville
Overheard by NV.

Local TV news person reporting on the forest fire in the area: This is not like a tornado.

Gunflint Trail
Overheard by really?