Guy #1: I am a Chippendale. YEAH!
Guy #2: YEAH!

Minnetonka HS walking down the hall
Overheard by then i am a pussy cat doll.

Scruffy looking guy to attractive Scandinavian gal: You know that law student buddy of yours? Yeah, you wouldn’t believe it. He had the nerve to say ‘hi’ to me. What’s up with that? Saying ‘hi’ like that, all like he knows me ‘n shit.
Attractive Scandinavian: Um, are you going somewhere here?
Scruffy looking guy: Don’t you SEE?

Dunn Bros on Grand
Overheard by The guy under the tree.

Q&A session after UST Gay Marriage Debate:
Seminarian (asking a question to the Pro Gay Marriage debater): So, you mentioned earlier that the government shouldn’t necessarily have the right to interfere with people’s personal lives, and you also said that you don’t necessarily oppose polygamous marriages because of that. So, why do you still oppose relationships between a human and an animal?
Pro-Gay Marriage Speaker: Well, the argument was more about the fact that the relationshop has to be between two or more consenting adults, which rules out animals right there. *thinks for a minute* Plus, animals have terrible taste in rings.

UST- OEC Auditorium
Overheard by Stephan?

Woman drunk at 8:15 a.m: Got any change for the bus?
Man: Nope.
Wasted: Got any change for the bus?
Woman #1: No, sorry.
Wasted: [stares blankly at Woman #2]
Woman #2: What?! You didn’t say anything!
Wasted: Oh… I wuz wonderin’ why you were lookin’ at me funny. Got any change for the bus?

Franklin/Lyndale
Overheard by not handing out change before 9 a.m.

British tourist girl: Is that an Indian?
Other British tourist girl: You mean like warpaint, or curry?
British tourist girl: Do they have both here?

outside 1st Ave
Overheard by Why did their Empire fall?

Student wearing Packer jersey: I did really good on my final, but then I do have the strength of Brett Favre on my shoulders.

Washington Street Bridge
Overheard by Campus Mom.

Teenage Boy: Ya, I can’t believe she broke up with me.
Teenage girl: (nods)
Teenage Boy: And then I saw the guy she’s going with now, and he’s got freckles.
Teenage girl: Ewww.

Clark College - waiting in line to enroll.
Overheard by I have freckles too.

Carlson Student: I just want to… eat it like a book.

Dinkytown
Overheard by Crumbs.