College guy to other college guy: Man, this booze store really smells like a booze store.

lowry hill liquor store

Coworkers discussing Paris Hilton going to jail
Coworker #1: I heard she only gets two pairs of underwear per week.
Coworker #2: Doesn’t she go commando all the time anyway?
Coworker #3: That’s true.
Coworker #1: But I think she only gets one jumpsuit per week and by Friday that’d be getting pretty STANKY.

Bullseye Cubefarm
Overheard by Laughing too hard to talk.

Girl #1: So you’re Italian?
Italian Exchange Student Boy: Yes.
Girl #1: How do you say please in Italian?
Italian Exchange Student Boy: Prego.
Girl #2: Um…how do you say Spaghetti in Italian?
Awkward pause
Italian Exchange Student Boy: Spaghetti.
Girl #2: That’s so cool… it’s the same in English

In my classroom
Overheard by Ironic, who then started banging his head into the chalkboard.

Open mic participant, singing: I had to go to the bathroom again, and I’m gonna wanna talk about it.

Galactic Pizza
Overheard by so can we just get that to go, instead?

Coworker #1: Cnn.com says that a Russian ambassador was kidnapped and taken to Costa Rica.
Coworker #2: That’s a nice vacation spot.

Bullseye Cubefarm
Overheard by Laughing too hard to talk.