Girl #1: He’s gay. (in reference to a blind date potential)
Girl #2: He’s not gay, he’s British.

Midwest Mountaineering in Minneapolis
Overheard by 7 months pregnant and loving it.

One Bachman’s employee to another: So, dill must be the sexy herb of the day.

Bachmans- Minneapolis
Overheard by Someone who always thought it was basil that was kinda hot.