14th May 2007

Sigh

Coworker #1: …what with gas at three and a quarter.
Coworker #2: I paid three twenty-five!

a Mpls architecture firm
Overheard by C.

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14th May 2007

The One He Knows About.

Kid: It’s her baby daddy’s other baby momma.

Midway
Overheard by Wow…

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14th May 2007

What A Nice Activity For Date-Night With Mom.

Home Depot teenage boy employee #1: Ouch.
Home Depot teenage boy employee #2: Owee, did you break a nail?
Home Depot teenage boy employee #1: Yes!
Home Depot teenage boy employee #2: You should get manicures like I do, that won’t happen so often.

Bloomington Home Depot
Overheard by I get them too.

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14th May 2007

Whatever Gets You Bigger Tips.

Male bartender: So, let’s all take off our shirts and then you can take pictures of us.
Waitress: Oh, we already did that!

Thai restaurant
Overheard by the next table over.

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14th May 2007

And Potential For Hilarious Injuries.

Drunk hipster guy to another: No, man! No hands this time! Just chests!

Private Party
Overheard by Great Glasses.

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