Girl #1: He was great in drag. The best part of it was when his dad came up to him and said, ‘Son, you were beautiful.’
Girl #2: Ugh, I really wanted to go to that! Mostly to see him in drag.
(later in conversation)
Girl #1: Why does it even matter if he’s gay?
Girl #2: Well, I want to have sex with him.
Girl #1: You still like him, then?
Girl #2: No, I just want to have sex with him.
Girl #1: I guess it would matter, then.

#4 Bus
Overheard by understandable.

One woman to another woman, discussing sobriety: I’d be stupid and drunk if I wasn’t so smart.

Blue Moon, East Lake Street
Overheard by Wish I was so wise…seriously.

Guy: I still have mascara on from last night. That’s what I get for buying waterproof.
Girl: Well, it looks pretty.
Guy: Thanks, I am pretty aren’t I?
Girl: Yeah. You should wear mascara all the time.
Guy: Yeah? Maybe I will.

Downtown department store
Overheard by eavesdropping shopper.