Woman on elevator: At first I was worried, but then I realized it was just George’s eyebrows burning.

Mpls Radisson Ramp elevator
Overheard by facial hair fire marshal.

Man: Whoa! You have TWO purses!
Woman: Well, yeah - but you have two bags, too.
Man: This is different - the stuff I keep in here is stuff I need right away, and then this is for my other stuff. But you - you have TWO purses!
Woman: Well, this one is actually a purse, and this one is for my computer.
Man: WHOA! You keep a computer in there?! Is it a laptop?

#6 Bus

Girl to friend: This summer, like 24/7, you’re not going to be able to get me into clothes!

outside of cdh
Overheard by laurel.

Girl on phone, to person next to her: No, I do NOT have holocaust books under my bed!

50th n’ 28th
Overheard by laurel.

Man #1: So Greg’s* cousin got married.
Man #2: His cousin…
Man #1: You know, Harry’s* son.
Man #2: Oh! Wait, the stupid one or the fat one?

St Paul