60 year-old man: I can’t believe they took my license away again, it is so frustrating!
Man’s optimistic friend: It could be worse, at least you have Ann to drive you where you need to go.
60 year-old man: Well, I guess… but she is a really horrible driver.

tritech building
Overheard by scared to drive.

Worker #1: Did you see that Melissa Doolittle got cut?
Worker #2: Who was that?
Worker #1: That singer on American Idol.
Worker #3: Oh, I thought you were talking about someone from here that got cut.
Worker #4: Well, with a last name like Doolittle…

a marketing office
Overheard by The Intern.

Man in elevator, on cellphone: Yeah, I still have the skull in my freezer…

Downtown office building elevator
Overheard by opheliac9.

Lady: Your perfumes must have pheromones in it.
Salesperson: Ma’am, pheromones are odorless.
Lady: Well, the perfumes have that sexy smell.

Southdale Mall
Overheard by Saleslady.