8 year old boy: (to Man sitting next to him) Hi.
Boy turns away. Man Leaves, Woman takes his seat.
8 year old boy: WHOA! Are you magic? You were just a man!
Woman: Yes I’m magic. Obviously. I went to Hogwarts.
8 year old boy: Whoa! Magic!

50 Bus - Minneapolis
Overheard by Not Magic.

Student #1: What’s Valtrex?
Teacher: I am pretty sure it is for herpes.
Student #1: Dang, my mom has Valtrex.
Student #2: It could be for depression.
Student #1: Man, I’d way rather my mom have depression than herpes.

the classroom
Overheard by student 3.

Preppy Girl: (looking at her perfectly symmetrical shoes) Look at that! One is rounder and the other one is pointer! It makes me so pissed!
Entourage: (also staring at Preppy Girl’s shoes) Oh em gee, I hate it when that happens!

Hopkins West Jr High
Overheard by Someone who doesn’t care about her shoes.

Girl #1: My sock is rubbing against my toe in a bad way.
Girl #2: Like in a sexual harassment bad way?

Como Lake Path
Overheard by thought there was no such thing as good sexual harassment…