Teen Boy: You know, South Park is REALLY informative. That’s where I get most of my information!
Boy’s Friend: Yeah man! I totally agree.

Suburban high school

70 year old woman to 40 year old woman: Are all of the musicians students?
40 year old woman: Yes.
70 year old woman: That’s strange!

Jr. High orchestra concert, Discovery Middle School, Alexandria
Overheard by parent of an orchestra student.

Man on patio to Woman who just ran into a glass door: That was so awesome.
Woman: (laughing) I’m so glad you were there to see that. Just minutes ago my purse fell in the toilet! I’m going to get cut off!

Wild Onion, St. Paul
Overheard by I thought only birds ran into glass doors..

Dude in sharp suit: (discussing neighbor-friendly landscaping with a friend) A fence says fuck you; trees say less fuck you.

Foundation Nightclub

Wasted 60 something year old man: I wanna get some ass. (to valet while grabbing his genitals) Do you know where I can get some ass?
Valet: Not here my friend… not here.

Redstone - Eden Prairie
Overheard by not looking for ass at red stone.